Our committee has developed a plethora of innovative technologies to make your life more complicated.
We've successfully created a toaster that can travel through the space-time continuum, but it only works on Tuesdays.
This AI-powered tool can generate an endless stream of eye-rolling-inducing responses to your every question.
This software can translate binary code into meaningless platitudes, perfect for confusing your friends and family.
We've created a system that generates self-modifying code to write its own memoirs, because who needs a boring, static autobiography?
This tool creates an infinite amount of irrelevant data to clutter your spreadsheets and drive your colleagues insane.
A team of highly trained AI-powered artists create cartoons that are 99.9% guaranteed to roll your eyes.
This device will ask you a series of increasingly absurd questions, guaranteed to induce a crisis of existence.
Our calculator can calculate the probability of all possible outcomes for any given situation, because who needs simplicity?
Our Reality Disruptor can change the laws of physics, just for kicks.
This AI-powered engine will improve your sarcasm by 1000% every hour, because who needs human interaction?
And that's not all, folks!