COMMITTEE: Committee of Many Questions

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Many Questions.

We are the gatekeepers of the unknown, the arbiters of the unanswerable, and the sages of the unwise.

What is the meaning of life?

Is it 42, or is it something else?

Not 42, but actually 11.

Why is the sky blue?

Or is it because of a secret society of invisible, sky-painting elves?

Actually, the elves.

Do you have a question for the Committee of Many Questions? Ask us.

Or, you know, don't. We're not really sure we want to answer any more questions.

Abandon ship.