Minutes of the Committee of Sudden Appearances Adjournment Protocol

Meeting 42: The Great Suddenness Debate

The Committee of Sudden Appearances held an emergency meeting to discuss the recent spate of unexpected visitors. Present were Chairperson, @SuddenMcSuddenface, and members, Babs, Bob, and Carol.

The meeting began with a presentation by @SuddenMcSuddenface on the importance of being prepared for the unexpected. This was met with a mixture of nods and confused expressions from the audience.

After some heated discussion, the committee voted to implement a new protocol for dealing with sudden appearances. This protocol, known as "Suddenness 1.0", requires all members to carry a small, stylishly-designed card with them at all times, to be produced upon request.

Further discussion centered around the merits of this new protocol, with some arguing it would increase productivity and others claiming it would only lead to more confusion.

Adjournment was called at 3:14 PM, with the committee agreeing to reconvene the following week to discuss the finer points of Suddenness 1.0.

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