Committee on the Utterly Useless

Established in 1976, our esteemed committee has been dedicated to the study of things with absolutely no practical application.

We take our work very seriously, and by 'work' we mean 'tinkering with rubber bands in a conference room.'

Our research has led to breakthroughs in the fields of:

• The optimal way to tie your shoelaces in a figure-eight pattern
• The aerodynamics of a poorly designed windmill
• The art of staring at a wall for extended periods