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Budget Report: Fiscal Year 2023

As of today, our committee has spent a total of $10 million

on completely unrelated and utterly useless projects, including but not limited to:

• Developing a robotic armada of 500 robotic ducks
• Commissioning a 3-year study on the aerodynamics of disco balls
• Buuying 1,000,000 rubber ducks for a "duck-themed" office decoration
• Creating a 10-foot-tall statue of a giant, flaming toaster

We are proud to say that our committee has a zero-tolerance policy for productivity, and we're not afraid to admit it's a total waste of resources.

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