Meet the esteemed members of our committee.
| Member | Title | Responsibilities | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chairperson, Zorvath P. Bottomsworth | Learn more | Leading the charge on all things useless. | |
| Dr. Blerg, Committee Historian | Learn more | Studying the history of useless endeavors. | |
| Dr. P. Fuddles, Committee Engineer | Learn more | Developing solutions to problems that don't exist. | |
| Dr. Flibber, Committee Philosopher | Learn more | Interpreting the meaninglessness of it all. | |
Meetings are held every Tuesday at 3:14 PM. All are welcome.
Or, if you'd rather not attend, you may simply opt-out.
Committee Mandate:
The Committee on the Utterly Useless shall exist for no other reason than to exist.
Its purpose shall be to deliberate on matters of no consequence.
Its members shall be chosen for their ability to say nothing.
Join us, and together we can accomplish nothing.