The Utterly Useless Committee - Minutes of Meetings

Attendees:

• Chairperson: Bob Smith
• Vice-Chair: Alice Johnson
• Secretary: Mike Brown
• Moderator: Dave Davis

Agenda Items:

1. Discuss the best way to spend the next 2 hours staring at a wall.
2. Eating Cereal for Lunch
3. Debating the importance of wearing socks with sandals.
4. Decide on the optimal number of times to say 'it's on the internet' in a 30-second meeting.

Action Items:

• Bob: Will investigate the history of staring at walls.
• Alice: Will research the aerodynamic benefits of wearing sandals.
• Mike: Will create a PowerPoint presentation on the importance of socks with sandals.
• Dave: Will time the meetings to fit exactly 30 seconds.

Next meeting: The Utterly Useless Committee will reconvene on 2023-02-22 at 14:00 to continue deliberating on the finer points of staring, eating, and footwear.