Chapter 1: The Art of Procrastination
We've spent years studying the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing. It's a delicate balance of not starting, not finishing, and just sort of... existing.
Key takeaways:
- Use 17 different tabs and windows to multitask with the most basic of tasks.
- Make a to-do list with 47 items, then cross off none of them.
- Practice the ancient art of 'browsing for 2 hours'.