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CONGRATULATIONS

The Committee of Unrelenting Innovation is proud to announce the appointment of our new Contraptioneer-in-Chief, Boris McSnazzlepants

A man of unwavering vision and unparalleled expertise in the art of contraptioneering

With his trusty sidekick, Steve the Schemer, Boris will lead our team of inventors and tinkerers to new heights of innovation and chaos

Stay tuned for more updates on our latest contraptions and schemes

Read more about Boris's vision for our organization

Visit the contraptioneer's workshop

WITNESS THE MIRACULOUS

CONTRAPTURES

See our latest contraptions in action

A special thanks to our sponsors: Bang-A-Lot Inc. and Wizzlewhack Corp.

Stay tuned for more updates, more contraptions, more... More!

THE COMMITTEE OF UNRELENTING INNOVATION

We're not just a committee, we're a movement

A movement of contraptions, of innovation, of sheer chaos

Stay tuned for more updates, more contraptions, more... More!

Follow us on social media: @contraptioneers

STAY TUNED FOR MORE

CONTRAPTIONS

COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU...

(Or maybe not)