Expertise-Nothing Committee - A Panel of Utterly Unqualified Experts

We're a committee of highly unlikely experts on, well, nothing.

Our Chair: Bob "I Once Took a Course on This in 2002" McExpert

Bob 'I Once Took a Course on This in 2002' McExpert

Expertise: The art of not knowing what I'm doing.

Our Vice Chair: Sue "I Have a Bookshelf Full of Unread Books" Smith

Sue 'I Have a Bookshelf Full of Unread Books' Smith

Expertise: The art of looking important while doing nothing.

Our Chief Expert on Nothing: John "I Once Spent 5 Minutes on Google" Doe

John 'I Once Spent 5 Minutes on Google' Doe

Expertise: The art of finding answers on the first search result.