Committee Decisions - 2024-01-15 - The Date of Greatness

Today, on this most auspicious of days, the Committee of Unimpeachable Decisions gathered to shape the fate of the world.

We voted on the following:

• Decision 1: Mandatory Breakfast Cereal Consumption
• Decision 2: Mandatory Line Dancing in the Workplace
• Decision 3: Mandatory Use of Comic Sans in Official Documents

And other, equally important decisions that will be revealed as the days go by.

Stay tuned, world. The Committee has spoken.

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