On the committee, we decided that daylight savings was a great idea. Who needs consistency in their sleep schedule, am I right?
Decide that the world is flatWe also decided that we needed more hours of daylight savings. Because, you know, the more time we save, the less we waste.
Decide that the world is flatWe had a heated debate about pineapple on pizza. In the end, we decided that pineapple is the best topping. Don't @ us.
Decide that cats are actually dogs