Today, the Committee for the Advancement of Slightly Better Ideas voted against Decision 1, citing "not being radical enough." The margin of defeat was 4 to 3, with Chairperson Reginald Pembly casting the tie-breaking vote against.
Chairperson Reginald was overheard saying, "I'm not sure what kind of committee we're even running here, but I'm pretty sure it's not a democracy."