COMMITTEE DEMAND #1: WE DEMAND BACON

We, the all-powerful and all-knowing Committee, hereby demand that the office provide us with an endless supply of BACON.

For too long we have suffered through the barren wasteland of a desk without a BACON dispenser. No more.

See Demand #2 for more absurd requests

Minutes of Committee Meeting #1

(Note: I've assumed that "BACON" is a typo and you meant to type "BACON", the breakfast meat, but I've kept it as is since it fits the humor and absurdity of the request)