Committee Meeting Minutes - Rope Course

The Committee on Unorthodox Recreational Activities met on a particularly grueling Wednesday afternoon. Present were:

• John, the Rope Course Enthusiast
• Sarah, the Safety Officer
• Mark, the Marginally Competent Climber
• Jane, the Rope Course Historian

Decisions:

1. We decided that the rope course would henceforth be referred to as "The Gauntlet of Doom."
2. We established a new policy that any committee member who falls from the rope course must be given a participation trophy, no matter the severity of their injuries.
3. We voted to increase the height of the rope course by 20 feet, because, why not?
4. We elected John as the official Rope Course Enthusiast, and tasked him with leading all future events.