Bertha's Ironing Schedule

8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, scream at the sky 9:00 AM - Eat 17 pancakes 10:00 AM - Iron wrinkly socks with disdain 11:00 AM - Sock surgery: Emergency repair of 1987 12:00 PM - Lunch: Leftover lasagna

1:00 PM - Nap 2:00 PM - Interpret dreams with 100% certainty I'm correct 3:00 PM - Re-iron wrinkly socks 4:00 PM - Join Sock Liberation Front (SLF)

5:00 PM - Sock Gymnastics: The art of folding 5000 socks in 10 minutes 6:00 PM - Dinner: Takeout from the local diner 7:00 PM - More ironing, more screaming