Welcome, members of Carol's Committee! We're a group of highly skilled, highly caffeinated professionals dedicated to making minutes and agendas that nobody reads.
Our fearless leader, Carol, has been leading us to victory since the dawn of time, or at least since last Tuesday.
We're currently discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Join us for our next meeting, where we'll be deciding who ate the last of the catered sandwiches.