Welcome, sole member, to the most exclusive club in the galaxy!
As the last hope for humanity, we're here to make decisions that benefit the individual at the expense of the many.
We're a committee of one, but we're a committee nonetheless. Our methods are unorthodox, yet effective. We make decisions based on what we want, when we want.
Decided on the importance of having the last cookie in the break room. Voted 1-0 in favor of self-interest.
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