Welcome to our research facility for reprogramming the minds of world leaders. We specialize in rewireing their thoughts to align with our own.
Our methods are based on a combination of psychological conditioning, subliminal messaging, and carefully crafted algorithms.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our evidence-based results!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a look at our more... unconventional methods.
Remember, a mind-flux capacitor is not just a tool for world domination, but also a powerful force for change!
Join us! Apply to be a member of the committee!
Disclaimer: We are not actually controlling your mind. Probably.