Minutes of the Ultra-Important Committee Meeting

Decision 1: The Great Donut Debate

After a heated discussion, the committee unanimously decided that donuts are, in fact, the best food in the world.

Subcommittee A: Read the full report on the scientific merits of donuts

Decision 2: The Mandatory Coffee Break Policy

The committee voted to make mandatory a 3 hour coffee break for all meetings, citing "productivity and general well-being" as the primary reasons.

Subcommittee B: Analyze the economic benefits of extended coffee breaks

Decision 3: The Committee Chairman's Chair

After an impassioned speech by the committee chairman, the members voted to name the meeting room after him in perpetuity.

Subcommittee C: Learn more about the committee chairman's extensive collection of novelty chairs

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