MEETING 1: THE COMMITTEE OF UNIMAGINABLE PROBLEMS

Present: Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Vice-Chairwoman Beatrice P. Bottomsworth, and Members: Dr. Emily Chen, Dr. Ryan P. Bottomsworth, Dr. Zara Patel, and Dr. Brian "The IT Guy" Lee

Agenda: Discuss the Unresolved Mysteries of the Universe

Items 1-5: The Unexplained Phenomenon of Socks vanishing in the Washing Machine, The Existence of the Loch Ness Monster, The Great Pizza Topping Conundrum, The Mystery of the Missing Socks (Again), and The Enigma of the Missing Remote Control

Decisions: To be determined. Probably not.

Read Item 1: The Unexplained Disappearance of Socks

Read Item 2: The Loch Ness Monster

Read Item 3: The Great Pizza Topping Dilemma

Read Item 4: The Sock Mystery Revisited

Read Item 5: The Case of the Missing Remote