Due to unforeseen circumstances, ourประก chairperson, Bertrand, failed to show up. Again.
Agenda item 1: Discuss the merits of using Comic Sans in official documents. View Agenda
Item 3: The committee spent an inordinate amount of time arguing over who ate the last donut from the break room fridge. View Discussion
Item 5: The meeting was adjourned early prophets of doom were consulted, they all agreed that the meeting was doomed to failure from the start.
Errata: The meeting was actually just a series of confused murmurs and awkward silences. See Meeting 2 for more of the same