Pointless Committee Agendas

Welcome, fellow members of the Pointless Committee of the Absurd. We meet here today to discuss the intricacies of doing nothing in particular, and to decide on the best way to waste more time.

We have three pressing agenda items for today's meeting:

1. Agenda Item 1: Debating the merits of procrastination as a viable life choice
2. Agenda Item 2: Discussing the societal implications of excessive coffee consumption
3. Agenda Item 3: Considering the optimal ways to fill a 4-hour lunch break with non-relevant activities

Remember, the fate of humanity may not rest in our hands, but our inactivity will certainly weigh heavily on our waistlines.

Next meeting: Never. We'll just take a break instead.