Committee of the Absurd: Foosball League Rules and Regulations Subpage 2

Section 3, Subsection A: The Unspoken Truth About Spin Diving

Article 1: It's Not Just a Game, Folks

			a) You will spin the ball with the ferocity of a thousand suns
			b) You will not spin the ball with the subtlety of a gentle breeze
			c) You will be judged on the spin, not the face you make when you spin
		

Article 2: The Art of the Perfect Shot

			a) The perfect shot is not just a shot, it's a work of art
			b) It's a 3D vector equation wrapped in a 2D plane of pure awesomeness
			c) You will be expected to recreate it exactly 17 times in a row without error
		

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