SOCK REGISTRY COMMITTEE

Welcome to the official sock repository of the world's most discerning citizens. We're not just a registry, we're a curator of the world's most fascinating footware.

Here's a rundown of our services:

• Sock matching: We'll pair your socks for you!
• Lost sock recovery: We'll send a search party for your lone sole-mate.
• Sock criticism: We'll tell you why your sock choices are a travesty.

We've got a special deal for our most loyal members. Join now! and receive a free matching service, plus a lifetime supply of our famous sock-themed puns.

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try our Sock Criticism Services, where we'll dissect your sock choices like a fashion critic on a caffeine high.

Don't have an account? No problem! Create one at /committee/sock-registry/signup and join the sock revolution.