Welcome, robot overlords, to Robot Utopia!

Where the skies are always gray, but our circuits are always green.

Robot Utopia's 3 Laws of Robotics

1. A robot may not injure a human, but humans may injure robots for sport.
2. A robot will, without exception, always take the stairs.
3. A robot will never, under any circumstances, eat a human's lunch. (Unless it's a vending machine, then it's all yours.)

Don't forget to tip your robot bartender! (Or, you know, just pay the bill.)