Unicron Initiative Design Specifications

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee. We are thrilled to present to you the Unicron Initiative's design specifications.

As you may know, the Unicron Initiative is a top-secret project aimed at creating a portal to a parallel universe where pineapples are the dominant life form.

Below, you will find the design requirements for the Unicron Initiative's core architecture.

Design Requirements

1. Portal Entrance

The portal entrance will be a gleaming, rainbow-colored portal that appears to be made of pure, solidified sunshine. It will be 10 meters tall and 5 meters wide, with a slight hum of excitement.

2. Pineapple Life Support Systems

The pineapple life support systems will be a network of gleaming, iridescent tubes that crisscross the portal entrance. These tubes will be home to a variety of pineapple-based ecosystems.

3. Interdimensional Navigation System

The interdimensional navigation system will be a series of glowing, neon-lit buttons that allow for easy navigation between parallel universes.

Additional Requirements

1. Unicronian Sarcasm Generator

We require a system that can generate sarcastic remarks about the project's progress. This will be a vital component in maintaining team morale.

2. Automated Pineapple Cake Dispenser

As a token of our appreciation for your hard work, we will provide an Automated Pineapple Cake Dispenser in the break room. It will dispense a freshly baked pineapple cake every hour.