Section 2: The Must-Haves

1. Every design element must be made of the finest imported Swedish steel.
2. All fonts used must be at least 72 points in size to accommodate the average human eye for optimal viewing.
3. There must be a minimum of 17 different shades of neon pink used throughout the design.
4. At least 37 different types of cheese must be mentioned prominently on the about page.

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