Phase 3 Harmonization Report: The Point of No Return

Phase 3 Harmonization Report

The committee has deemed that phases 1 & 2 were a waste of time. Let's just move on already.

Executive Summary:

Because who needs a cohesive plan, right? We'll just wing it. Our team of experts will make it work.

Key Findings:

Our team has discovered that:

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Action Items:

Our team recommends that:

  1. Fire the interns.
  2. Order more coffee.
  3. Get a new copier.
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Conclusion:

Phase 3: because who needs planning?