Mandate 1: Because We Said So
Our mandate is clear: because we said so, you must comply. Don't ask questions, just do it.
Our lawyers have reviewed this mandate, and they said it's a good idea.
Our mandate is clear: because we said so, you must comply. Don't ask questions, just do it.
Our lawyers have reviewed this mandate, and they said it's a good idea.
This mandate is the one that really matters. Don't bother reading the fine print, just sign on the dotted line.
Our CEO has personally reviewed and approved this mandate, and he's a really important person.
This mandate is so good that it's banned from being read by the public. Don't even try.
Our lawyers are still trying to figure out how to word this one, so just don't bother.
We're not really sure why we made this one, but we did. Don't ask questions.
Our accountants are still trying to figure out how to expense this one, so just don't bother.
This mandate is a real doozy. We get to wear funny hats and eat cake, too.
Our team of highly trained experts has reviewed this mandate, and they said it's a good idea.
Our lawyers are really good at making us do things. Don't ask questions.
Our lawyers are still trying to figure out how to word this one, so just don't bother.
We made this one up as we went along. Don't worry about it.
Our team of highly trained experts is still trying to figure out what it does, so just don't bother.
This mandate is a real snooze-fest. Don't even try to read it.
Our accountants are still trying to figure out how to expense this one, so just don't bother.
This mandate was made by a highly trained expert in the field of "Intern-ology". Don't ask questions.
Our intern is still trying to figure out how to word this one, so just don't bother.
This is the final mandate. Don't worry about it, just sign on the dotted line and get it over with.
We're done now, really. Just go home.