Meeting 42: The Great Cookie Heist
Minutes taken by: Secretary-Bot 9000
Meeting called to order at 14:00 hours.
The Chairman presented his plan to steal all the cookies from the break room.
Alice expressed her concerns, citing "But... but... the cookies are mine!"
Chairman McSnively countered, "No, no, Alice, those are not your cookies. They're community cookies."
Vote: 3-1 in favor of the Chairman's plan.
Bob reported that his favorite pen had gone missing.
Alice offered to buy him a new one, but he insisted it was a classic.
Chairman McSnively decreed, "We'll find the thief and bring 'em to justice!"
Vote: 3-0 in favor of investigation.