Committee of Experts for Extremely Unconventional Solutions

We are the guardians of absurdity, the keepers of the unorthodox.

Our members are the bravest, most creative problem solvers the world has ever seen.

• Meet the Committee
• Minutes of the Meeting of the Uninitiated
• The Decisions of the Committee of Experts

Meet the Committee

Our members are the epitome of sanity, except on Tuesdays.

• John Doe, Expert of Experts
• Mary Jane, Queen of the Inconsequential

John Doe, Expert of Experts

John Doe is the chair of the Committee. He's always right, except when he's wrong.

• Decisions of the Committee, Mostly by John Doe

Decisions of the Committee, Mostly by John Doe

We've decided that the best course of action is to eat more cheese.

Because, priorities.

Minutes of the Meeting of the Uninitiated

We met for 5 minutes, and decided to meet again next week.

• Decisions of the Meeting, Mostly by John Doe

Decisions of the Meeting, Mostly by John Doe

We decided to have more meetings, because more meetings are always better.

We also decided to eat more donuts.