Committee Foosball League: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the Committee Foosball League?

A: We are a prestigious organization dedicated to the sport of Foosball. Our members are experts in the art of hitting small plastic balls with sticks while sitting in a dimly lit room.

Q: What is the history of the Committee Foosball League?

A: It all began in 1982 when a group of visionaries gathered in a rundown bar to play a game of Foosball. We have since grown into a global phenomenon, with tournaments held in the most unlikely of places, like the top of a parking garage and the inside of a dumpster.

For more information on our storied past, click here.

Q: Can I join the Committee Foosball League?

A: Of course, you can! We welcome all who are willing to dedicate themselves to the pursuit of excellence in the art of Foosball. Just fill out our application form and we'll be in touch soon.

Or, you know, don't. We won't judge you.

Q: What are the rules of Foosball?

A: Ah, yes, the rules. Well, we have a few:

1. Don't touch the balls. They're delicate.
2. Don't touch the stick. It's not a toy.
3. Don't touch each other. We're all adults here.
4. Unless it's during a tournament. Then you can touch the other player, but only to distract them.

Q: Can I have a Foosball machine in my own home?

A: Why, yes! We offer a special deal for our members: a Foosball machine, free shipping and installation, and a complimentary bottle of whiskey. Just don't try to set it up yourself, that's what the professionals are for.

For more information on purchasing a Foosball machine, click here.