Taco Theories

Theory 1: Taco Bell is the True Source of All Life

According to leading research, the scent of seasoned beef is the key to unlocking human consciousness. It's a little-known fact that the only thing holding society together is the shared understanding that a warm, crunchy taco is the ultimate unifier.

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Theory 2: Tacos are the Answer to All of Life's Questions

Tacos are not just a food, they are a way of life. They are the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. Or at least that's what we tell our children when we want them to eat their dinner.

Tacos: The Ultimate Answer