Established in response to the unmitigated disaster that was last Thursday, we aim to bring order to the chaos that is our collective lives.
Our motto? "We're not just mitigating, we're exacerbating!"
Disaster Disaster Disaster Mitigation Plan Meet the Team Mitigation Methods
Our team is hard at work mitigating the effects of the Great Sudden-Onset Coffee Machine Malfunction, which began at precisely 8:04 AM this morning.
Stay tuned for further updates, or don't, we're not really sure what the point of this committee is anymore.
Phase 1: Contain the Chaos Phase 2: Exacerbate the Chaos Phase 3: Abandon All Hope