Disaster Response Protocols
The Sudden-Onset-Committee-of-Utter-Chaos takes pride in its unorthodox approach to disaster response. Our team is dedicated to providing the most unhelpful, unprofessional assistance possible during times of crisis.
Protocol 1: Deny, Deny, Deny
When in doubt, deny all knowledge or involvement in the situation. This will save face and potentially shift the blame to someone else.
Protocol 2: Panic
Panic is a natural response to disaster. Emphasize the severity of the situation and encourage all involved to run around in circles.
Learn more about Protocol 3: The Art of Overthinking and how it can help you in your time of need!