Sudden Onset Committee of Chaos, Utter Ruin, and Mayhem

Welcome to SOCCURM, the committee that specializes in turning good ideas into great catastrophes!

Our fearless leader, the Vice President of Disaster Recovery Management, has a plan to fix the mess we've made:

Step 1: Panic and make a lot of noise.

Step 2: Call in a bunch of consultants and pay them a lot of money to tell us what we should've done in the first place.

Step 3: Declare bankruptcy and start anew!

• SOCCURM-Style Subcommitteee for more of the same, only with more committees!
• Disaster-Recovery Tourism Board because who needs actual rebuilding when you can sell souvenir t-shirts?
• The Department of Inevitable Catastrophes because, let's face it, it's gonna happen anyway...