Resolution 1987-1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut

Passed by the Committee on Extraordinary Occurrences

Resolution Number 1 of 1987

Resolution 1987-2: The Great Coffee Machine Uprising

The Case

On the morning of April 1st, 1987, the office donut box was found empty. A thorough investigation revealed that a member of the committee had been seen entering the break room with suspicious intent.

The resolution states: "Be it resolved, that the office donut box is a sacred institution, and any member found guilty of donut-napping shall face severe consequences, including but not limited to, a sternly worded email from the committee chairperson."