Agenda Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing this agenda item in the first place.
Agenda Item 2: Determine if we're still on topic, or if we've veered off into the weeds.
Agenda Item 3: Debate the merits of using Comic Sans, and whether it's still an acceptable font choice for official government documents.
Agenda Item 4: Decide on a new color scheme for the meeting room, because the current one is "so last season."
Agenda Item 5: Discuss the fine art of making small talk with coworkers, and whether it's possible to make eye contact with someone who's clearly not interested in making eye contact with you.
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