Decision 1: Mandatory Use of Jell-O as a Currency

By a margin of 5-3, the committee has ruled that Jell-O shall henceforth be used as the sole unit of exchange for all transactions.

Decision 2: Mandatory Use of Disco Ball as a Decorative Element

By a margin of 6-1, the committee has ruled that disco balls must be placed in every public space, including but not limited to: offices, schools, and public transportation.

Decision 3: Mandatory Use of Fuzzy Socks as a Form of Self-Defense

By a margin of 7-0, the committee has ruled that fuzzy socks shall be worn at all times as a means of deflecting incoming attacks.