The Eternity Committee: Where Time Stands Still

Welcome to the Eternity Committee, where time is a relative concept and progress is a distant memory.

Agenda for the Ages

Discussion Topic: The Futility of Existence

Presenter: Bureaucrat-XV, Esq.

Time: 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM (or whenever)

Location: The Time Warp Room, Basement Level 3

Please bring your lunch, because this meeting will last forever.

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Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, because we'll be here for a looong time.

(Note: The "Eternity Committee" is a fictional organization where meetings have no end in sight. The "Time Warp Room" is a basement level 3 conference room where time is distorted.)