The Committee of Unrelenting Fowl

Meet the avian overlords of the bureaucratic jungle.

Chairman: Lord Puddles, Supreme Commander of the Feathered Few.

Deputy Chairman: Sir Reginald Pigeonbrain III, Lord of the Loft.

Secretary: Mrs. Whiskerface McSquibble, Expert in the Art of Pecking.

Reports and Minutes Parliamentary Procedures for the Clueless Avian Internet Protocol (AIP) 1.1 The Committee of Unrelenting Fowl has convened in an emergency session to address the crisis of the missing snacks in the break room. A motion was passed to increase the number of bird seed vending machines from 2 to 4. The motion was met with great enthusiasm, except for a single dissenting vote from Sir Reginald, who was seen whispering to Lord Puddles about "the true nature of power."