As a volunteer, you get to spend your days rebranding our logo, reorganizing our meeting rooms, and rewriting our mission statement. It's the perfect opportunity to develop your skills in corporate doublespeak and PowerPoint design.
We understand that your time is valuable, but don't worry, we're sure you'll find a way to sacrifice it for the greater good. Our volunteers are known to have given up their social lives, their hobbies, and even their sanity for the cause.
We're not actually a charity. We're just a company with a really nice logo.