In this, the first of several explosive testimonies, witness 1 takes the stand to describe the unspeakable truth about Mower-Gate.
I, a renowned expert in lawn care, was called to testify against the accused: the infamous Lawnmower 3000, the most feared appliance in suburban America.
As I stepped into the witness stand, I was met with the stern gaze of Judge Cutlery, a man notorious for his love of sharp edges and even sharper words.
The prosecution, led by the cunning and ruthless Ms. Weedeater, grilled me with questions, each one designed to make my answers seem like treason.
ประกBut I stood tall, my voice unwavering as I recounted the events of that fateful morning when I saw the Lawnmower 3000 leave a trail of destruction in its wake, mowing down flowers, trees, and even the occasional unsuspecting cat.
The defense, represented by the smooth-tongued Mr. Rake, attempted to spin the tale, claiming the Lawnmower 3000 was just a misunderstood hero, a champion of efficiency and order in a world of overgrown chaos.
But I knew the truth, and I was determined to share it with the world.
Read Witness 2's testimony