Witness 3: The Unexpected Testimony of Balthazar McSnod
In a shocking twist, Balthazar McSnod, a local eccentric, has come forward as the third and final witness in the Mower Gate scandal.
According to McSnod, he was indeed present at the infamous Mower Gate, where he saw the infamous "it" happen.
However, his testimony has been met with skepticism, as he is known to have a history of fabricating wild stories and eating an entire wheel of cheese in one sitting.
Nonetheless, the committee has taken McSnod's statement seriously and has scheduled a hearing for next Wednesday at 3 PM.
Read Committee Report 2 Part 2 for more on this developing story
Read Committee Report 1 Part 1 for background on the scandal
Read Committee Report 3 Part 3 for the final verdict
Mower Gate Witness 4 Gets Served! (A satirical take)
Mower Gate Witness 5 Gets Creative (A parody of the latest developments)