Committee 3456-3: Agenda

Breaking News:

• Chairperson, Jane Doe, has declared a 3-hour meeting will be held at 2 PM sharp today in room 3456.
• Due to unforeseen circumstances, the coffee machine in the conference room has been replaced with a vending machine that dispenses only Red Bull energy drinks.
• A motion has been put forth to install a foosball table in the break room, but it is still pending.

Agenda:

Today's agenda includes:

• Meeting with representatives from the Ministry of Unnecessary Bureaucracy (2:00 PM - 3:00 PM)
• Discussion of the impending doom of the department's budget (3:00 PM - 4:00 PM)
• Coffee machine sabotage (4:00 PM - 5:00 PM)

Stay tuned for more updates!