Resolution: Unanimous - In a surprise move, the committee has decided to eat all the free donuts in the break room.
Reasoning: The committee members were overcome with an uncontrollable desire for sugar and caffeine.
Subcommittee: Subcommittee B was not present, as they were on a mandatory, unscheduled, unpaid break.
Next Meeting: Tomorrow, same time, same place, same questionable life choices.
Minority Report:
Member X, being a self-proclaimed "health nut," voted No due to concerns over the "unhealthy" consequences of donut consumption.
Member Y, being a self-proclaimed "free spirit," voted Present and abstained, citing "existential dread of being bound by the rules."
Goals:
1. Eat_goals> all donuts.
2. Take a nap in the break room.
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