Event 2: The Committee A's Annual "I'm Not Liking This" Party

A night to remember... or forget, who knows?

Join us for an evening of forced socialization and awkward small talk, all under the guise of "networking"! Enjoy a free drink and a stale cookie, because who needs actual refreshments, anyway?

Registration: Because you want to attend, right? Agenda: Because you need something to stare at while you're there. Sponsors: Because someone had to pay for the open bar, apparently.