Committee A, Issue 3: The One Where Suspect 2 is Questionable
After much deliberation, the committee has decided to question the character of Suspect 2.
Reasons for this include:
- Their suspiciously clean socks
- Unusual fondness for 80s pop music
- Excessive use of the phrase "I'm not a suspect, I'm a victim!"
Next steps:
- Conduct Interrogation 1: The Soft Spoken Questioner
- Conduct Interrogation 2: The Hard-Hitting Inquisitor