This subpage is a portal to an endless sea of paperwork, where the only thing more plentiful than forms is the smell of stale coffee.
Here's a link to a potentially less bureaucratic subpage for those who dare to dream of freedom from red tape.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the subpage where the paper never stops, where the only thing more infinite than the forms is the frustration.
This page is brought to you by the Ministry of Red Tape and Bureaucratic Inefficiency.